“Level of professionalism’? What professionalism? You mean the professionalism where she got famous by singing a song that sexualizes queer women by portraying them as only dating other women for the pleasure of straight men? The professionalism where she followed that up with a single that encourages sissyphobia and stereotyping of gay men? Or the professionalism where she found a photo of a naked trans man and mocked him on her twitter?”—
MIKEY WAY (ON KATY PERRY)
Why I hate Katy Perry, essentially described by one of my favorite people.
I have to write this as I feel compelled to. So the standard version of Born This Way leaked. A lot of people have it now, and there is a lot of people loving it. What I don’t understand is this bullshit, “If you were a true fan you’d wait, you aren’t a little monster” what does that even mean? First off, stop. Thats embarrassing. Second, you don’t have the right to say who is and who isn’t a fan. A “TRUE” Little Monster please tell me the rules and regulations of being a fan. Are there any? No so stfu.
I hate calling myself one, because it’s the arrogant monsters that give GaGa a bad name, but they don’t believe that. I downloaded the album, I listened to it, I loved it. I thought… Oh I should wait… But then I thought, what the fuck does it matter? Music is music. Waited for this album for MONTHS, and idgaf. I’m still buying it, I love her, I have a tattoo with her lyrics. So where does anyone get off saying something like that.
I would expect more from a group of fans dedicated to a lady who fights hard to erase the existence of ignorance and hate, but instead they are fighting with one another trying to up each other for the reward of being the perfect little monster. You aren’t getting anything out of it. You are going to get the same listening experience as we all are who listened to the leak, you aren’t going to have glitter shoot out of your speakers for waiting.
Grow up. We are all the same. We are all excited, don’t judge someone for being excited. We still respect her. This is the year 2011, music leaks. Be appreciative it didn’t leak a month before.
I have the leak. I fucking love it, and I’m not ashamed. I will still go out and buy the special edition.
And also, I spent 300 dollars on her tickets already. She doesn’t make money off of these albums, she makes money off of her tours. So, I contributed. Fuck off.
Edward Cullen has no protein, because his body doesn’t need it. Protein is a component of DNA, which is also found in sperm. Edward has no sperm, so how the hell did he conceive Renessme? Sperm are living cells that need to be reproduced, and if you’ve been dead for a hundred years, I do believe that your sperm would be long dead. It is also physically impossible for a baby to be produced in a few short months. Bella’s body should have rejected the fetus.
Imprinting is when you find your best genetic match, right? So Jacob’s best genetic match is a mortal-vampire hybrid. Now that is droll. Oh and 23 chromosomes and 24 chromosomes does not produce a viable kid. Nessie should have down syndrome or should be dead. GAH!!
Another fault – Alice saw the Volturi invasion right, even though werewolves were involved? What happened to her not being able to see things when wolves were there?
Oh and why the hell does Jasper go to school when he can’t be around people? I mean, they could have hid him well enough. They don’t even have to go to school!!!
Also, Edward’s really scared about getting venom in Bella’s mouth when he kisses her. And if she didn’t get preggers off his sperm, she got pregnant off his venom??? WHAT? I think her moot would have been deformed, if getting venom in her mouth would have transformed her into a vampire.
And my favourite one - Carlisle was hiding in the London sewers in the 1700’s … London didn’t have sewers in the 1700’s lol.
Apart from the ridiculous amount of plot holes, Twilight has a poor structure and a storyline with no trail. The novel is basically made up of – “I love you Edward” “I love you, but I’m dangerous” “I still love you” “I’m still dangerous” The most amusing thing I found about Twilight however is that Edward sparkles… HAHAHAHA I’ve never heard anything more illogical and uninspiring in my entire life … And how Bella finds it “mesmerizing?” Hahahaha
The novel consists of Edward and Bella propagating their love for each other for 2000 pages and 4 books and that’s it. Oh and throw in a potential war, a baseball game and him leaving her for a few months. He should have just left forever – dumb bitch.
I also find it really entertaining that people describe Edward Cullen as “the epitome of perfection,” when he is anything but. Edward Cullen is depicted as impossibly beautiful and can somewhat be compared to the god Adonis. His skin is “like marble”—very pale, ice cold, and sparkles in the sunlight. He has perfect facial features and impossibly captivating eyes. I can pretty much hear the words “fag, fag, fag, Gary-Stu”, being screamed at me as I write those words.
But Edward Cullen is a stalking, pedophiliac, abusive son-of-a-*****. What kind of boyfriend disables his girlfriend’s car so she can’t visit her best friend, who’s having a hard time? What kind of boyfriend beats up his girlfriend while they have sex? What kind of boyfriend blames himself when his girlfriend falls over? WHAT KIND OF BOYFRIEND WATCHES HIS GIRLFRIEND SLEEP? AND HE WASN’T EVEN HER BOYFRIEND WHEN HE DID IT!!!
Also, what kind of guy gives his wife a cesarean with his teeth? The answer is apparently a guy who fills the hormonal fantasies of millions of preteen/teenage girls and possibly gender confused boys.
(Stole this points from yahoo answers, but whatever, the points are accurate. Does your 14 year old soul understand the deep meaning behind that?)
This is amazing, I just have one bit of beef with it.
"What kind of boyfriend beats up his girlfriend while they have sex?"