02 2 / 2013
No really I love this whole Obama skeet shooting thing
- 1: I love to go skeet shooting
- 2: WHAT no way that's impossible why hasn't he told us huh?
- 2: THERE'S NO PROOF! No pictures! No video! He's lying!
- 2: yeah we thought so we bet you suck a-
- 3: Oh here.
- 3: Good talk.
10 1 / 2013
SO WHY DIDN’T ANYONE TELL ME IRENE ADLER IS A DOMINATRIX like really out of the thousand things I already know about this show because of tumblr, you have failed to inform me that one of my favorite literary characters is portrayed AS A DOMINATRIX and a really hot one too if I knew this I would have watched A LONG time ago
03 12 / 2012
seriously sometimes posts are long and I don’t wanna scroll up to reblog it because I’m lazy and I just can’t move my fingers that much #firstworldproblems
01 11 / 2012
I can’t get an average guy to go out with me, but I’m convinced that a celebrity (who is desired by millions of girls all around the world) would fall in love with me if we ever met.
The truth hurts.
Wait actually, I CAN get the average guy, but I don’t ever want an average guy. My standards are pretty high, and I like beautiful people. I’d probably already be dating someone if I didn’t say no to everything that came by me. I’m kind of a snob. I hate it, working on it. Anyways.
Also, most of the people I fangirl over are kind of unknown. There’s a big celebrity in there at times, but it’s mostly people no one knows about. Now THAT’s a fangirl problem.