15 6 / 2013

Maloose had a tie for Christmas.

Maloose had a tie for Christmas.

02 2 / 2013

No really I love this whole Obama skeet shooting thing

  • 1: I love to go skeet shooting
  • 2: WHAT no way that's impossible why hasn't he told us huh?
  • 2: THERE'S NO PROOF! No pictures! No video! He's lying!
  • 2: yeah we thought so we bet you suck a-
  • 3: Oh here.
  • 2:
  • 2:
  • 2:
  • 3: Good talk.

14 1 / 2013

Taylor Swift’s new single “British People Really Really Suck” is coming out next week.

Taylor Swift’s new single “British People Really Really Suck” is coming out next week.

(Source: obriens, via saveusalltellmelifeisbeautiful)

14 1 / 2013

silentyetfriendly:

Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets Outtake.  The snake head of Jason’s Lucius cane gets caught in Dan’s robes. 

sorry, love

THE HEADPAT

(Source: littlechinesedoll, via redrosesforthedevilswhore)

10 1 / 2013

SO WHY DIDN’T ANYONE TELL ME IRENE ADLER IS A DOMINATRIX like really out of the thousand things I already know about this show because of tumblr, you have failed to inform me that one of my favorite literary characters is portrayed AS A DOMINATRIX and a really hot one too if I knew this I would have watched A LONG time ago

08 1 / 2013

03 12 / 2012

seriously sometimes posts are long and I don’t wanna scroll up to reblog it because I’m lazy and I just can’t move my fingers that much #firstworldproblems

22 11 / 2012

I was like oh shit then I thought about putting them on fries and then I thought with a side of ranch and jesus christ god bless america (you know it’s already been done a thousand times)

I was like oh shit then I thought about putting them on fries and then I thought with a side of ranch and jesus christ god bless america (you know it’s already been done a thousand times)

(via meanwhile-ktdraws)

13 11 / 2012

communicorewest:

tomorrowland ‘90 (the peoplemovers AND the monorail)

AKA DEATH MACHINES. IT’S LIKE THEY’RE PLOTTING.

communicorewest:

tomorrowland ‘90 (the peoplemovers AND the monorail)

AKA DEATH MACHINES. IT’S LIKE THEY’RE PLOTTING.

(via fuckyeahdisneyland)

01 11 / 2012

The truth hurts.

Wait actually, I CAN get the average guy, but I don’t ever want an average guy. My standards are pretty high, and I like beautiful people. I’d probably already be dating someone if I didn’t say no to everything that came by me. I’m kind of a snob. I hate it, working on it. Anyways.

Also, most of the people I fangirl over are kind of unknown. There’s a big celebrity in there at times, but it’s mostly people no one knows about. Now THAT’s a fangirl problem.

(Source: fangirlproblems.com, via fangrlproblem)